Some time ago we spoke about why Tony Stark/ Iron doesnt have the moral stance to support the superhero registration bill in Captain America: Civil War. No this week we continue, highlighting some of Stark Misdeeds in the Civil War comic books. There is only one thing everybody should know: Captain America is right. No matter what laws pass, no matter who your favorite character is, Captain America is COMPLETELY right. Tony Stark/ Iron Man is NOTHING more than a complete retard throughout the entire civil war.
1) Tony Stark interrupted peace talks with Wakanda using Sentinels he built to force Storm the newlywed queen of Wakanda to register, who on technicality was an American citizen because her father was born and raised in America, even though as a queen of a foreign nation she is a DIPLOMAT and was immune to the law. Tony Stark even laid the trap in the WHITE HOUSE 2) Tony Stark promised to leave the X-Men alone so long as they remained on Xavier Institute property... surrounded by Sentinels... forced to fight their own private civil war. 3) Tony Stark attempted to commandeer the X-Men into registering (a people who had been fighting against registration legislation for decades) by offering to sleep with Emma Frost. 4) Tony Stark, along with Mr. Fantastic and Hank Pym CLONED THOR and turned the clone into a cyborg because they needed firepower. This cyborg-god-clone ended up murdering Bill Foster/Goliath 5) Tony Stark sent full SHIELD next-gen military geared soldiers into a residential neighborhood just to Arrest Luke Cage/Power Man the MOMENT the Act went into effect.
6) Tony Stark not only accepted Deadpool's registry, and didn't arrest him despite the fact that he was a wanted mercenary, he sent Deadpool into Hell's Kitchen to lure our Daredevil and get him arrested because he kept protecting his neighborhood without registering.
7) Tony Stark didn't even fully trust players on his team, and sabotaged Spider-Man's suit and sent two murderous sociopaths to go and catch him. 8) Tony Stark enlisted super-villains on his team; by Implanting explosives at the base of their heads. 9) Tony Stark approved of and helped build a super-max prison in an alternate dimension just so he could enforce the terms of the law, and store heroes who didn't register. 10) Tony Stark excused his actions as "a mathematical inevitability" 11) Even after the war between him and Cap, he began turning the government-controlled super-heroes into fascist enforcers to such a success, that when the Skrulls invade, he is made to look like a bad guy and NORMAN OSBORNE takes his job at SHIELD. Tony Stark basically prepped gn@tcee Germany for Adolf Hitler. 13) The only way Marvel could get people to start seeing Iron Man as a hero again, was to have his brain short-out, and reboot it up to everything JUST BEFORE the Civil War. Make no mistake the Civil War concept asks which heroes would become villains under the given circumstances. Also, if you haven't read the "Civil War" storyline, even if you are just a casual viewer of the films & haven't read any comics, it is available as a single volume collecting the whole series, and it's well worth checking out! Click the image below to find out more about it
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Though chilling with terrifying monsters and ghouls, the Goosebumps books has been catalyst for many children to learn how to read. As a child growing up I revile whenever a new books is released, anticipating which creepy beast will be R.L. Stine books. Now The Goosebumps film starring Jack Black, looks a whole lot like Jumanji, but with the added twist of having all kinds of weird monsters take the place of the terrifying elements of the jungle. Watching the film evokes a suffusing nostalgia, so we figured now would be a perfect time to take a look at some of the horror monster that makes Goosebumps movie awesome. Get ready for these six major threats!
This Nosferatu-looking vampire reminds us of Please Don't Feed the Vampire!. You can buy the book from Amazon by clicking The Image below
This is so similar to the horror film Jeepers Creepers where the monster portrays itself as Scarecrow. Besides this sort of scary looking thing comes from the title, The Scarecrow Walks At Midnight - so steer clear of cornfields if you want to avoid this terrifying monstrosity.You can buy the book from Amazon by clicking The Image below
Next up we've got a seriously psycho looking clown. Though he seems a nod to Stephen King's iconic It, this jeering jester could have been culled out of the pages of the choose-your-own-adventure Goosebumps book Trapped in the Circus of Fear. You can buy the book from Amazon by clicking The Image below
Besides being a horror staple, zombies have popped up in quite a few Goosebumps books. These are Zombie School, Zombie Halloween, and Why I Quit Zombie School. You can buy the books from Amazon by clicking The Image below
This pirate ye see here could well be the murderous Captain Long Ben One-Leg, captain of the Scarlet Skull and villain of Creep from the Deep. You can buy the book from Amazon by clicking The Image below
And last but not least, Slappy. Slappy might seem harmless enough - just a beat-up, old ventriloquist puppet. But this dummy has an insatiable thirst for mayhem. He popped up in R.L. Stine's kid-friendly horror novels, Night of the Living Dummy 1-3, Bride of the Living Dummy, Slappy's Nightmare, Revenge of the Living Dummy, and more. It’s little wonder that he's popping up in the live-action Goosebumps movie.
A week ago, Chris Evans spoke about the reason behind Captain America and Iron Man massive battle in Captain America: Civil War. The actor stated "Tony [Iron Man] thinks we should signing these accords and be reporting to higher authority and Cap, who’s always been a company man and has always been a soldier, actually doesn’t trust anymore,” Evans said, according to the Salt Lake Tribune. Captain America actually saw SHIELD and the government infiltrated by Hydra in "Winter Soldier," so there is a great lack of trust. Evans continued, “Given what happened in ’Cap 2,’ I think he kind of feels the safest hands are his own. And these are understandable concerns, but this is tough, because even reading the script, you think, ’I think I agree with Tony in a way, and I do agree that to make this work, you do need to surrender to the group.’ It can’t just be one person saying this is right and this is what we’re going to do. Last year, Marvel Executive Editor and Senior VP Tom Brevoort told ABC News about what transpired in the comic books. "From the point of view of Captain America, [registering and getting trained by the government] was an infringement on the civil liberties of these people, this was overstepping turning all these super-powered individuals and turning them effectively into soldiers. Iron Man on the other hand, saw the validity of this. Just because a guy has powers and puts on a costume doesn't mean he is trained to use them responsibility, even if his intentions are good, people can get hurt. Can you blame Captain America apprehensiveness for not wanting to registering with the government? Or trusting the government to regulate them with the superhero registration bill.
I find it kinda amazing that Stark would be the one pushing for registration. Think about in all the movies the main problem or badguy is a direct effect from something Stark himself did. Lets examine. Iron Man 1 Tony is a weapons designer - not good, people died because of the weapons he built. In Iron Man 2 Whiplash came about because of things Tony and his dad did. In Avengers it was Starks power source for his building that allowed Loki to open the portal for the aliens. Avengers 2 Tony created Ultron due to the set up of his supposed peace keeping program.. How arrogant of Stark to want everyone to register when it has been him all along who has caused the bigest majority of problem. |
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